Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Say something about gay babies.
high people should be assigned attendants
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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