He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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