your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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