Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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