I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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