Whod you bang
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one