There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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