He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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