The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
oh god the rape fog is back!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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