I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
