Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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