The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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