there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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