Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
How external is "for external use only"?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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