just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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