do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
