I need help removing her.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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