your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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