just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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