Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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