your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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