I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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