he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
