bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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