Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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