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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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