He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.