we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service