I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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