There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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