The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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