I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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