They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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