Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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