My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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