So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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