2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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