Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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