that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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