do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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