By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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