I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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