There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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