I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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