i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do herpes really smell.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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