..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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