Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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