and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize