I love having hate sex.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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