everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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