Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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