we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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