Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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