I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry about my life...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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