who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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