I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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