I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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