Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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