Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
