I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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